Martin Bottom Healing Revival 2023

GREAT NEWS! Are you READY??

We are going to host a HEALING REVIVAL.

That’s right, at Martin Bottom Community Church, we shall have a healing event in May/June. Now these events do not organise themselves, and careful planning is now required. We will of course need a healer (me) and some sick people to get healed. Unfortunately, some of you will recall a previous event in which the wrong kind of people came forward for healing. So this time, we are going to plan it more carefully. Below is a helpful checklist of which ailments/conditions will be allowed to be healed on the night:

Yes! You can come if you have:

One leg shorter than the other

Anyone on crutches who is able to walk a bit without them and then throw them at least 12 feet

Partial sightedness (not complete blindness- see below)

Stiff arms (can’t raise above head)

Occasional backache

Deafness (partial)

The odd headache

Wheelchair-bound (but able to walk to the toilet/bed/upstairs)

Runny nose

Feeling a bit down

No thanks! Please find another healing revival if you have:

Cancer

Paralysis

Deafness (total)

Blindness (total)

Missing limbs

Visible wounds/deformities

Wheelchair-bound (and not able to walk at all)

Arthritus

Heart disease

Diabetes

Alzheimer’s

Tuberculosis

Cirrhosis

Urinary infections

Malaria

Influenza

HIV/Aids

Lyme disease

Meningitis

Polio

Pneumonia

German measles

Salmonella 

Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)

Shingles

Tetanus

Viral hepatitis

West Nile virus

Whooping cough

Chickenpox

Diphtheria

E. coli

Giardiasis

Crohn's disease

Ankylosing spondylitis

Sepsis

Bronchitis

Varicose eczema

Tonsillitis

Pelvic organ prolapse

Endometriosis

Osteoporosis

Motor neurone disease (MND)

Epilepsy

Chlamydia

Dermatitis herpetiformis

Laryngitis

Coeliac disease

Tinnitus

Yellow fever

Toothache

Osteoarthritis

Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)

Parkinson's disease

Fibromyalgia

Cystic fibrosis

Glandular fever

Osteosarcoma

Pelvic inflammatory disease

Cystitis

Hepatitis A

Hepatitis B

Hepatitis C

Can you help?

We need a number of folk who can help us distribute, gather and read through prayer cards before the meeting, passing on details to me via text or radio link. This really helps me to hear words of knowledge from the Lord.

We also need volunteers to catch people who have been healed. Last time we had a healing event, a number of people fell backwards because of my powerful prayers who were then taken to A&E by ambulance for head injuries. This was a little bit awkward, and will not be allowed to happen at this year’s event. Extra catchers will be used for fat people, and a supply of crash helmets will be made available if tumblers outnumber catchers.

BE BLESSED! I certainly am. 

Prophet Adam Arsden,

Martin Bottom Community Church, Rubble Valley